I’m going to be the first one to ship Shrek and Cory
“Are you sure about this?” Shrek asked Cory in his thick Scottish accent. He didn’t want to hurt the boy lying underneath him, he wanted to make sure that Cory was comfortable with what was about to happen.
“Of course I’m sure, Shrek…I love you.” Cory whispered, taking Shrek’s face in his hands gently and leaning up to kiss him softly. “Now please, Shrek…get in my house.”
the L on green mario’s hat stands for “L’green mario”
does england exist to make every other country look stupid
all but one
yea, america can do it by itself
it hurts but its true
Always
never